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And as I say, "Vooja De." The feeling that I have never experienced this before, and therefore have no idea what's going on. Me, most of the time.

cheating is not an accident. An accident is when you fall off your bike, not when you accidently fall in someone's vagina.

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

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I'm the type of person who looks at the menu, but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time