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Winter

That’s a long three months.

Meme definition sign reads: Winter (noun): the three month break between a woman and her razor. I thought the break between a woman and her razor was her wedding day till her death bed.

karma (noun)  - when you use the last of the toilet paper without replacing it and are the next person to use the bathroom.

karma (noun) - when you use the last of the toilet paper without replacing it and are the next person to use the bathroom.

Hello....my name is Jennifer; AKA: DJ Lady J; AKA: Aunt Jenni; AKA: Jenni, Jen-Jen, etc.  lol

Hello my name is Tonia and I am a pinaholic.hello Tonia, my name is Alice.Hello Allice, my name is Yvette.Hello Yvette, my name is Monica. Hello Monica, my name is Katie

Oh, So That's What That Really Means

How to get a girls number: Hide your phone and keep it on silent. Ask if you can call your mom on her phone. If yes, secretly call YOUR phone.

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

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This was so me in school!My Dad would always ask me as a Kid and even now as a teacher if they didn't let me talk in school. Because I'd talk so much when I got home!

Energy cannot be created or destroyed, just changed. Potential energy comes from the foods we eat. When talking about weight loss, there are three components of balanced energy, which include calorie intake, calories stored, and calories expended. When the amount of calories taken in equals the amount of calories being expended (burned), there is balance and the body's weight is stable.

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

I used to think you took my breath away, but then I realized I was just suffocated by your bullshit.

well some of them don't take my breath away, but still suffocate me with their BS.

As I am about to tear these biscuits a new asshole...

bread won´t make you fat. There are a lot of nice "boys". You don´t need more hours (even it would be nice) but prioritze to what you spent your time.

Terrible with that

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm quiet, people ask me, what's wrong with me..

This is so me! If I'm ever quiet, people ask me what's wrong.

It's Funny Because It's True

26 Thoughts That Are Funny Because They're True

Oh, this is so true! A worried mother does better research than the FBI! I'm surprised the FBI hasn't offered me a job!

Uhhh... Yep and then you waste time on Facebook and now on this crazy time-wasting site !!!

This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

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