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My parents accused me of lying today. I looked at them and said 'tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa claus' and walked away like a boss.....Never did believe that you should convince your child of something you yourself don't truly believe in

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail!

Blame Shifting Tactic

So fitting right now...so anyone that's heard a story about me lately...remember this, there's a lot more to the story than what you've been told....

How hard are girls to understand? We like Starbucks, complements, cuddling, naps, Disney movies, yoga pants, and shopping.