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I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I want to know how you make our supervisor think your a good worker, when actually your worthless as hell.

LOL - you *just* realized this? Geez, you're kinda slow, Hater. It's hardly a checkmate. Let's see... I'm suicidally depressed and you're not. Yep. You win!