Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. ~This is too funny~

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. ~This is too funny~

We are going to Hell in Gasoline Underwear for what we just said about her ugly baby.

We are going to Hell in Gasoline Underwear for what we just said about her ugly baby.

Funny Confession Ecard: If it smells like bullshit and it looks like bullshit, it's bullshit. Putting sugar on shit doesn't make it a brownie!

Funny Confession Ecard: If it smells like bullshit and it looks like bullshit, it's bullshit. Putting sugar on shit doesn't make it a brownie!

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm,  inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

We've been friends so long I rely on your memory to remember my own past.

We've been friends so long I rely on your memory to remember my own past.

If we're all being honest here, your child makes me want to OD on birth control.

If we're all being honest here, your child makes me want to OD on birth control.

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