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Pacifically this one drives me crazy! My EX said that all the time and it drove me crazy.

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Some days I am the queen of serenity. Other days, separating coffee filters pushes me over the edge. so true ;

I totally do this.

Oh my gosh I do this all the time! I seriously thought that I was the only one.

People who brush-off, dismiss, ignore, and act condescending about my limitations and the fact that I have CFIDS, gastroparesis, and chronic adult epstein barr syndrome and AM INDEED S-I-C-K....! X-{

Thank you for making me so angry that every time I open my mouth it appears that I have Tourette's Syndrome.

I work hard at my job, but if the  opportunity to become a  rich housewife arises, I'm  taking it.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it.

You ask your husband to do the dishes, he suddenly has to poop.. (or the kids;) lol )

You ask your husband to do the dishes, he suddenly has to poop. Ask them anything and they suddenly have to poop.

Funny Weekend Ecard: So, I am going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them I'm OUTSTANDING! I dont know why this made me chuckle.

TRUTH. AND i'm from WI which means I probably don't care what you think a LOT more than you think I do!

Funny Reminders Ecard: Stop telling me drinking ain't cute. I ain't trying to be cute, bitch. I'm trying to get drunk.

yes, especially after a week with everyone in the house sick!

Free, Mother's Day Ecard: Sometimes success is just getting the laundry into the dryer before the mildew sets in.

So true! @Alexandra Owens @Whitney Nieweg  Reminds me of our work lunches! Haha

E-card: When someone says " I forgot to eat." I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

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