Haha!

Just when you start to become a good person again, someone comes along to push your buttons and BAM once again its back to bitch mode *sigh*

So true!

All the time...

Sometimes it hurts physically to hold in my sarcastic comments.

You don't like me? That's a shame. I'll pencil in some time to cry about it later. Right now, I'm busy enjoying my life, and I will be doing that all day.

so true

Why we're sarcastic.

Ha ha ha... So true.

They're called "man-hours" because a woman would finish that shit in 20 minutes.

Rottenecards - Sometimes I think,

Outta the way, world. I've got my SASSY PANTS on today!

Some nights I think I have ADD.

true. true.

So true

Ecard: I gave you ever benefit of the doubt but, you know what? It turns out you were a douchebag after all.

Oopsie!!!

haha but so true

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