Just when you start to become a good person again, someone comes along to push your buttons and BAM once again its back to bitch mode *sigh*

They're called "man-hours" because a woman would finish that shit in 20 minutes.

Sometimes it hurts physically to hold in my sarcastic comments.

so true

This is pretty much how I wake up on my good days.

True story

Ha ha ha... So true.

Some nights I think I have ADD.

LOL omg everyday

No I'm sarcastic in my dreams as well (made me think of you @Kelsie Montgomery England)

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 'Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place.'

so true

So true


Anne tells me this all the time


Fo real