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I totally cannot stand snoring! Once threw a pillow at my parents because they were snoring!

What do you mean by, 'I can't believe you drank that whole bottle of wine by yourself?!' What else are you supposed to do once it's opened?

Wine Humor: What do you mean by, 'I can't believe you drank that whole bottle of wine by yourself?' What else are you supposed to do once it's opened?

Isn't it great when they insist on "helping"? #ecards #toddler #laundry

Funny Family Ecard: Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it. So true

I only run when something is chasing me

I only run when something is chasing me

I HATE running. I will do literally any other cardio, but I hate running.

A man can sit up in a tree in winter weather and shoot a deer from 100 yards away right between the eyes, but then comes home and pees all over the toilet seat!

A man can sit up in a tree in winter weather and shoot a deer from 100 yards away, right between the eyes, but then come home and pee all over the toilet seat!

i'm pretty sure i know the girl who did this. Yes. Yes I do.:)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Oh honey, you must have been confused. You're supposed to live out Bible verses, not just get them tattooed and hope that does the trick.

i hate it when i plan my day and nobody follows the script

read the script people! This so me control freak lord I am aweful.

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

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