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...coming from the girl who's been saying "diamonds are a girl's best friend" since she learned to speak :)

ONLY because punching people in the face is not socially acceptable, and I'm small... I've got the 'smile and nod' down pat.

I am not needy - I am wanty. #funny #quotes #sarcasm #lol

Lord PLEASE give me patience, because if you give me strength, I may just beat someone to death.

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Community Post: You Wish Your Bar Mitzvah Was This Fabulous

So true :))