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I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom.
this is me almost every night. LOL
When it's time for me to get a hip replacement - I'm going to Spain for two years.
Life philosophy according to Krispy Kreme. Best. Advertisement. Ever. :)
Essential life lesson #1: Over is right, Under is Wrong.
The origin of cow licks... I once made the mistake of referencing cow licks to a group of Japanese ladies who had never heard the expression before or even met a cow. That was awkward. LOL
24 Texts You Don't Want To Get From Your Parents
Grumpy Cat - Hey girl..... NO. OH MY GOD I JUST WATCHED THE NOTEBOOK AND I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING YOU TELL ME. I HAVE BEEN MISSING A HUGE PART OF MY LIFE.
Icy stop sign 'casting,' Quebec
duck dynasty wisdom.... Haha sadly dad has been sayin this all our life, always said were one long haired redneck away from a tv show
I should add: We have hard wood floors. I said that to a Kirby vacuum sales guy and he went away immediately.
Perks of being blind… Faith in humanity can be easily restored