Sometimes I have to tell myself, 'It's not worth the jail time!'
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Sometimes I have to tell myself, "It's not worth the jail time!" | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
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I'm dying. Lol
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Best Friends Forever Messed up but so funny
haha so sad but so funny!
funny animals best friends forever
'Til the end!! #bff #best #friend #forever
Made me laugh...
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for realzzz! Better just call 911 cuz im pretty sure imma need an ambulance too LOL
Ha, ha, ha.... so funny and regrettably true!
If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. | Confession Ecard
If you see me running, call the police and start running.....
No seriously, you could be saving my life! I HATE running....
Me too! #guardianangel
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Lol! Funny stuff!
I have a feeling that my guardian angel often looks like this | Christian Funny Pictures - A time to laugh
My guardian angel // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - #lol #humor #funnypictures
omgosh!! This is SO me. My house is a disaster, yet there's stupid little things that have to be just so!
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I have selective OCD..... I haven't vacuumed in 2 weeks, but don't you dare get my silverware drawer out of order. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
100% - selective OCD
So funny, it's true! Selective OCD ahahaha
soooo true of my life! Selective OCD
Yup. I've got messy linen closets, but don't mess with the throw pillows on my couch! Ha!
Selective OCD. So accurate.
it's funny because it's.... *sigh*
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so funny and so true!
Oh yeah, the weekend shift is just beginning!
Happy Friday everyone! Check out more fun quotes at tinyme.com/blog #parenting #quotes #funny
Woohoo! It's Friday . . . Oh wait! I'm a mother #funny #lol
This is soooooo true! #MomWorks21/7
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My husband sent this to me. "Yes.. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now... say I'm pretty. "
Pinning for all you stay at home moms! Lol.
Swap kids for dogs and you have the story of my life right now
:) Hahahaha... so funny.. so true !
Funny Family Ecard: Yes.. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now... say I'm pretty.
Parenting win. Ha, this is so true for me!
hmmmm, and yet another day has passed and I did not use Algebra once...very interesting
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So true can someone explain that to my math teacher!! Lol
quote about not using Algebra EVEN ONCE today...LOL!
As a math teacher, idk how ti feel about this. Lol. hmmmm, and yet another day has passed and I did not use Algebra once...very interesting.
Wish I knew where my 8th grade math teacher was.....
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What Do You Want
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The Rock. Protein shake. Fitness. Baby humour
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Gym humor. The Rock and a baby
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Haha. LOVE The Rock's "stink eye"! #funny #fitness #motivation #protein
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For real...! lol
Tax humor! Horrible but so true!
:) so wrong but really funny!
Wouldn't put me at ease, but it would be nice to know
So funny and so true!
For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
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lol! I never understood why some people get so offended...
#lol #funny #humor
Too perfect. Again I feel the need to apologize but damn, it's funny stuff
Happy happy happy
My life in an ecard
I must be "a creative person" because this is my life!
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Truth. Take note future husband.
Remember this... laughing... so true! :) For ALL my crafty creative friends and family!
If you marry a creative person... Some food for thought Shmeebs!
so true. hopefully, my future husband will gain an appreciation for this truth before i ever meet him :)
SO TRUE! - If you marry a creative person know that some days you'll come home to a spotless house...and some days dinner will be forgotten, the kids will be in pjs and it will look like you were robbed. Find a way to appreciate both because the second will happen much more often than the first.
"Story of my life." Change kids will be in pjs to I will be in pjs and this will be a true story.
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So true! I need to remember this!
Find that inner peace.
Life is short... be kind to yourself.
With yourself Be kind to yourself. Be at peace with who you are. Be at peace with your body. It serves you well.
Be kind to you - start with positive thoughts, you are worth it!
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Liar, Liar, pants on fire! Hahaha - boy, that's the truth!!!
Lol, the thought of this actually happening always makes me laugh. #LiarLiar
Friday Funnies!!! (one day early) - CafeMom
liar's pants. true story!
liar liar pants on fire Vintage retro funny quote
I tell my kids mean Mommy or the witch comes at 8pm so they better be asleep. lol
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This is totally me!
this reminds me of someone... hmm... mom! haha
Funny Baby Ecard: Your loving and patient mother clocks off at 8:00pm. I suggest you get your tiny butt in bed before angry and 'I've had enough!' mother arrives. OK? OK.
So funny - so true
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If food labels were more honest...I love the Cracker Jack's one it's so true. Last suprise I got with mine was a paper that slides on a pencil?!?!?!?!?
20 Original Names for Famous Snack Foods - The Meta Picture so funny I love the cracker jack one lol
More realistic names for actual products - Little White LionLittle White Lion
real food these are so funny
junk food truth
hahahahahahaha. its mutual. Sorry, this killed me!
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Young Ryan Gosling. Hahaha! :D Mormon humor ;)
Mormon humor lol love it! Last, but certainly not least… | 31 Hey Girl Memes That Only Mormon Girls Will Understand
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Laundry room sign. So true for me
My Life Motto
Laundry Schedule Sign - I'd love to have this on my laundry room door :)
#funny story #funny photos #gags
laundry room sign - only funny cause it's the complete truth
Laundry room sign: Sort - Today, Wash - Later, Fold - Eventually, Iron - Haha.
Wooden Painted Laundry Schedule Sign... Story of my life.
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I need to remember this everyday lol
wet nail polish
HAHA so true
Too funny, but true
I Am a Mormon. Free Printable.
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Yeah, I'm Mormon, why? ;) #mormonlife #lds4life #sud #santodelosultimosdias #latterdayssaints / http://mormonfavorites.com/?p=10334 #MormonFavorites #LDSquotes #GeneralConference
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Calvin and Hobbs
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It's not denial. I'm just very selective about the reality I accept. (Source: Facebook ~ Waves of Gratitude) #funny #giggles #quotes
Calvin and Hobbs (Warrens humor)
I miss Calvin and Hobbes - my favorite comic strip.
Calvin and Hobbs. True story
It's not denial, I'm very selective about the reality I accept. | Calvin and Hobbes quote.
I'm literally laughing so hard!
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Oh my god!! Too funny!
funniest quote i've seen in a while
40. Reduce your salt intake Excessive consumption of salt makes the body retain water. This makes the abdomen appear bloated. We can get enough salt from our diet without needing to add it to our food. Also junk food contains a lot of salt and is best eliminated in order to lose excess fat.
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I come to you tonight with a plea that we stop seeking out the storms and enjoy more fully the sunlight. I am suggesting that as we go through life we try to "accentuate the positive." I am asking that we look a little deeper for the good, that we still our voices of insult and sarcasm, that we more generously compliment virtue and effort. -Gordon B. Hinckley
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I come to you tonight with a plea that we stop seeking out the storms and enjoy more fully the sunlight. I am suggesting that as we go through life we try to "accentuate the positive." I am asking that we look a little deeper for the good, that we still our voices of insult and sarcasm, that we more generously compliment virtue and effort. -President Gordon B. Hinckley
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I come to you tonight with a plea that we stop seeking out the storms and enjoy more fully the sunlight. I am suggesting that as we go through life we try to "accentuate the positive." I am asking that we look a little deeper for the good, that we still our voices of insult and sarcasm, that we more generously compliment virtue and effort. -Gordon B. Hinckley MOrmon Prophet
I tried my best to see things from your point of view, but your point of view is stupid.
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basically my life some days
How I feel about some people!!
Story of my life!! Amen!!
BAHAHA. ohhh so true sometimes... The majority of Jimmy and my arguments...