all the time. I think that i need to develop my own auto-correct system.

all the time. I think that i need to develop my own auto-correct system.

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played 'Move Bitch, Get Out The Way' instead of using sirens.

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played 'Move Bitch, Get Out The Way' instead of using sirens.

I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

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