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My GPS says 'time of arrival'. I see 'time to beat'.

Every single time my gps tells me the time of arrival, I ALWAYS say "challenge accepted.

I swear it's like Pavlov's dog.  The phone rings and they all feel like they need to start screaming.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: No, this isn't an inconvenient time. It always sounds like my kids are killing a cat in my house.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: 'Wow, that guy in the skinny jeans looks super manly,' said no one ever.

Because Real Men Wear Only the Things We Tell Them to

hahahah so true, 'Wow, that guy in the skinny jeans looks super manly,' said no one ever.

The joy of laundry

Funny Family Ecard: Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it. So true

London Eye - I crossed this off my list in 2005 with one of my best friends in the world.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Bring on the warmer temperatures! Oh wait. I'm too fat for summer right now.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: The first thing I do when I realize I don't know where I'm going is turn down the radio. I don't have time for your shit I'm lost.

Glad to have several friends who don't mind my house and are down to earth...

Schack Martinez I thought of you as soon as I saw this one! :) Funny Friendship Ecard: You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up before you come over.

or I will just take a chance and throw it on in there

Funny Confession Ecard: 'Do not machine wash or tumble dry' means I will never wash this.

This is so true! I really don't try to be a b*tch but some people just bring it out of me!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you'll ever meet.

I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous, but I still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous, but I still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

95% of the decisions in my life.. - http://jokideo.com/95-of-the-decisions-in-my-life/

Ecard : of the decisions I'm my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good

This is one reason we're friends. We understand each others love for wine. @Lauren McGregor Downs

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

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True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

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