Why buy the entire pig, just to get a little sausage?
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funny quote but true! Yet some people are still on that little sausage despite the fact that something came along that was real... oh well its the path we've all chosen for ourselves. Hahaha
so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage..
So true only one guy I would even consider marrying...& that's just because I don't want anyone else putting their hands on my sausage!
Still so very very funny and so so true!!! Why buy the entire pig, just to get a little sausage?
Women realize it's not worth buying a whole pig just to get a little sausage... Truth!
this is so funny i swear...the if and sausage part has left me i stitches
So true, have fun with the pb little sausage moo
This is some funny stuff!!! So true!
Made me giggle
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God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the earth round...and laughed and laughed and laughed...
"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world..."
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Funny funny stuff!!!
Why do periods have to last an entire week? After an hour I'm sure I'm not pregnant so lets move on now... all that is just unnecessary.
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bwahaha...lol @Donna Schoenthaler Scheele---so wrong but so funny!!
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So funny! I'm adopted and my sister isn't. We joke a lot about it. Especially when a relative does something we don't like:-)
This is me an Robyn...so funny! She was the milk mans kid, even thou we are twins. lol
LOL so sad but so funny at the same time. POOR KID WHAT DID HE EVER DO TO YOU
So. Funny. Especially when I use to do this to my sister :)
So funny...haha I remember telling my sister SHE was adopted!
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Love is like a fart
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Pretty funny quote :) Couldn't help myself on this one!!! LOL!!!
Love is like a fart...I actually can't stop laughing
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Pretty funny quote... but to bad its true! lol
Ummm...this just killed me! So funny!
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Few things in life feel better than taking your bra off at the end of a long day. -Your e cards. Amen sister.
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Haha, truth! -- "Few things in life feel better than taking your bra off at the end of a long day" --
TRUTH! Sooo True Sometime it is off before I get home. Depends on how many stops I have.
True story...hahaha nothing feels better than that. Lmfao.
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CANT. STOP. LAUGHING.(: The self checkout lane was invented by a man who was sent to the store to buy tampons
the self checkout lane was invented by a man who was sent to the store to buy tampons
We need a price check for the man in the self checkout lane...
for my husband... who LOVES self checkout hahahahahaha
The self checkout lane was invented by a man...
Men buying tampons! Poor guys!!!
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I'll just be a stripper...
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Story of my life!!! I giggle everytime i think about this
ba hahahaha I can't stop laughing. So true! hahahahaha
OMG IT'S SO TRUE!!! I laughed way too hard at this
i laughed wayy to hard at this...nursing school
This made me laugh more than it should have!
Story of my life!!! Oh nursing school...
yep... I have thought this. true story.
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I think I may have said all of these on my way to work this morning.
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Things I say while I’m driving... seriously I have terrrible road rage! Especially mn drivers! Ugh! The worst!
Things I say to myself while I’m driving…so true it's sad....almost verbatum...
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hahaha so true...road rage like no other til a cop rolls by!
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Epic one liners. I laughed a lot on several of these. ;)-
Epic one liners. (I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!)
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True story. If you can't figure out what to get me, money will do.(:
Only people that really know me, know this is so true lol
money can`t buy happiness....
I couldn't help but laugh.
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I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B.S., drama, and pretending.- oh-so-true!!!!
Word. Not antisocial, just strong aversion to BS, drama, & pretending
I'm not anti-social....true story
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"I am having this made into a business card to pass out" <----- This person made my day!
If I could just get this in business card size and pass it out to people.
so funny and I've seen quite a few gals that need this quote ;0
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So funny. This should be said to a lot of women, lol!
Hahaha funny funny
5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman....
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5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman--- If only my husband would learn these. Hahah ;)
5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman--- had to pin. We all need a good giggle :)
This cracked me up and I couldn't stop laughing at #5! So funny!
haha so true, I was laughing the whole time I was reading this!
5 Deadly Terms used by a Woman... haha so true
Double giggle!! Even my husband laughed!
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so funny..... @Katie Crowe Ashley crump and Danielle Lewis ; )
TRUE, so funny!! so glad I work for myself at home now!
so funny, i'm so sending this to my boss lmao.
So funny but not very funny at all!
so funny and yet so true!
so funny... And so true
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so funny! And true
I only really joke with people I know well & feel comfortable with, & I know will get the joke. Otherwise, not joking. :)