Why buy the entire pig, just to get a little sausage?
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funny quote but true! Yet some people are still on that little sausage despite the fact that something came along that was real... oh well its the path we've all chosen for ourselves. Hahaha
so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage..
So true only one guy I would even consider marrying...& that's just because I don't want anyone else putting their hands on my sausage!
Still so very very funny and so so true!!! Why buy the entire pig, just to get a little sausage?
LOL! I'm not against marriage in the slightest but the tiny sausage part made me giggle. 😂
Pay attention boys... the tables have turned. Thought this was so funny!!
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This is some funny stuff!!! So true!
wow so funny and so true!
bwahaha...lol @Donna Schoenthaler Scheele---so wrong but so funny!!
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So funny! I'm adopted and my sister isn't. We joke a lot about it. Especially when a relative does something we don't like:-)
so funny! I love it! I so did this same thing to my sister when she was 10...lol no wonder she hates me. : (
My sister and I used to tell my brother he was adopted all the time. This is so funny :)
So funny! This is totally my sister and I! She's the one on the left of course.
So funny cuz I'm a twin and the doctor said my sister would steal my food lol
I went there too...I always told my sister she was adopted! funny stuff
funny thing is the one on the left looks just like my sister.....
so mean, but so funny!! It makes you giggle !!
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God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round ... and laughed and laughed and laughed ... You gotta love it! #giggles #funny
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Good and obedient wives. *snort* Hee hee! Love it!
God promised man, so funny
Funny funny stuff!!!
funny - rules for dating my son...if I ever have a boy I will be this mom
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Ooooh I will be this kind of mom when the boys are older. I will keep those kinds of girls away from my sons. No one did it for my hubby when he was young and I will not let that happen to my boys.
Ik Noah is only 5, but he will be eventually be dating and these are so true. I would hate to be the mother in law everyone hates, but when it comes to my babies I will do anything to protect them. Dad has dating the girls covered so I've gotta help my baby boy. :)
I will totally be "that mom". I really hope my boys find someone who respects them. Relationships are so much better when there is respect involved.
The PreK teachers greet my son with "hey handsome!" and the little preschool girls are all about H-Man. I can only imagine 10 years from now...I'll be Psycho Mom
This is so true. I really hope my boys find girls that were raised to respect themselves and have values.
Mom’s “Rules for Dating My Son” DEFINATELY going to be me someday... my boys will be good boys and if the girl is not see ya later!;)
First, I have to say that I am beyond blessed that the two of my boys that have girlfriends have wonderful girls that I love as if they were my own and this in no way pertains to them. It is funny nonetheless, and I've never seen one for a mom/son, just the dad/daughter ones.
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The perfect combination! Haha!
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The perfect combination. haha so true...should see the room and desk after I clean
perfect combination…and this is why my life is crazy, fun and exciting.
This made me giggle....finally, I have a way to describe myself!!!
The perfect combination. never read anything so true in my life .
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My wife Mary and I have been married for 47 years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. --Jack Benny
My wife Mary I have been married for 47 years and not once have considered divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never Jack Benny :)
Real marriage. Ohhh baby, this one made me laugh. A long time ago when we were young and learning each other we had a few fights that murder was threatened!! LOL It's so funny now! We made it through everything, nothing could've torn us apart. We were a strong marriage, a strong team. It'll never be replaced because we were one of a kind! Love you baby
Murder, yes, but divorce, never. ;) lol! So funny I heard this on sunday
Lol... so true! Love my sweet husband. Bless his heart!
True Love I want this relationship
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Lol married life
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Funny Friendship Ecard: A friend will calm you down when you are angry, but a BEST friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing someones gonna get it. I miss you Nicky :(
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For my real BFFs! ;o)
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this is worth sharing with Joe :)
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I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait...so bad, yet so funny!!
this was more than a giggle!!! Some funny stuff!!
Can't stop laughing
Best office prank.
OMG I get that feeling every time lol
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Every single time--this and I always feel guilty if I don't buy anything--especially if its a locally owned store!
lol so true! Why do we feel guilty for going in a store and leaving without buying something?
funny that awkward moment you leave shop without buying and feel guilty funny quote
Alllll the time... I could not stop laughing after I read this! HAHAHAHAHA
lol so true! I do this!....man I always feel guilty for nothing!
Lol! So true! I feel even worse when Ive tried clothes on....
I thought I was the only one...giggle
haha so true! Why do I feel guilty!?
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Some pretty funny one liners
so true. lol
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(story of my life) Can't take credit for these good ideas - it was on pinterest! So true
every good idea I've had the last few years actually came from pinterest!
Can't take credit for these good ideas - it was pinterest!ahahaha
BAHAHA. this is where all of my good ideas now come from.
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I don't have kids, much less teenagers - but I laughed when I read this! Something my dad would have said to us growing up!
when i was a teenager, my dad brought home a paper copy of this! lol, i was a teenager in the 70's!
teenagers...I have one now :) ( He's pretty good though, I want him around.)...this makes me laugh
teenagers... Ain't that the truth. I think my parents said that a couple of times.
found on funny quotes site....I am saving this for Ben when he becomes a teenager!
Hear hear teenage! So true, go fourth, and conquer the world
I thought teenagers had a bad rap till I had one.... ;)
Funny thing about teenagers. Haha!
Lol love it.
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so true. another quote to tell my dad when he tries to get me to go camping.
Fuck you and your inspirational quotes and shitty ecards.
:) Can't stop laughing- this is so true!
giggle. oh boy.. this is funny.
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iPhones & Blackberries
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LMAO...and still laughing! I don't like cussing but I thought this so funny and so true!
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So funny and so true!
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