Yes, my baby birds died.but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Baby birds don't poop on cars, only in the nest :)
I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.
I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.
bahaha relatable post # 18 you know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? thats god playing sims, he just canceled your action.
However, I still ring doorbells. I text to say I'm on my way but then I still ring the doorbell or knock.
I don't want to sound like a badass but...
TECH HUMOR: I don't want to sound like a badass; but, I eject my USB without removing it safely.
Today’s housekeeping tip.ha ha ha, that's funny!
If you' never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you' never had a childhood. OR I NEVER HAD 2 COUCHES. childhood If you' never jumped from one couch to the other avoid lava had a OR I NEVER HAD 2 COUCHES
Very nice images. If only. i-wish-i-d-said-that
Funny christmas quotes - what are your wishes this year? For more funny quotes visit www.
LolSoTrue: # 344 when i text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?
Breakfast in bed is so romantic! Some people are so unappreciative.😂😂🤓 (this made me laugh out loud)
I did this the other weekend.except replace "monsters" with "zombies." Someone was shooting off and I thought, "What if those are rifles? What if it's zombies?" This is why I choose not to watch scary movies! :) I've got "scary" covered.
When people see you lying down with your eyes closed they still ask: "Are you sleeping?" "NO, I'M TRAINING TO DIE.
10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!
I HATE SPIDERS.but this is funny! I just tried to kill a spider with hairspray. He's still alive, but his hair looks outstanding.