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Just wondering on a scale from 1 to David Hasselhoff how drunk you were planning on getting this evening.

Being the only girl with 3 brothers, I often said things like this. And I now do with my husband. And plan to when my 3 sons get older. If anything, it allows me much needed alone time. True Story.

Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves.