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I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry card...I need to give one of these away like every other day!

This is for my sister, Cayla, and I! So true. I'm sorry card - humorous card - funny Im sorry card blank card - with kraft brown envelope.

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Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry. So true!

i am always the finder of lost things.

If people winked in real life as much as they domain text messages this world would be a pretty creepy place (funny, humor, LOL, hilarious)

Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. #GrammarHumor

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The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. Nothing like a grammar joke.

This sums it up.....................Ladies, here’s a flowchart to help you decide whether to shave your legs....

Ladies, here’s a flowchart to help you decide whether to shave your legs.

Should you shave your legs? Hairy legs and jammies. Haha so true, I only put jammies on for my real friends. I'm never caught with hairy legs though ;

I might need to make this cake. #menopause

12 Funniest Texts for a Cake - birthday cake text, cake text

Do you think any man would bake a cake that says, "sorry I'm a grumpy asshole"? Probs not, so this grumpy bitch won't be baking any apology cake any time soon.

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Funny Anniversary Ecard: You're the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. I will have to remember this one for our next anniversary

Some people look cute when they dress comfy, I ...

Some people look cute when they dress comfy, I just look like a homeless man. A damn good homeless man ;

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