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Lol!  Too funny!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a douche bag in tin foil. So true.

Because a nap is obviously more productive than getting through that pile of work you have.

Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you have so much shit to do, that you decide to take a nap instead.

People always expect more of you when you have naturally curly hair! Frieda, Peanuts #quote

Hair Therapy Wrap - Deep Conditioning on the Go

Girls with curly hair rock! Mine is straight but I love naturally curly hair on girls AND boys.


I f'n HATE when people do this! Oh my friend/co-worker/roommate/boyfriend (whatever) told me to try hot yoga. Duh bitch I've been trying to get u to go for years! Among other topics, so true!

Running is not my strength

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup


so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

My voicemail does say that I don't check it very often. I this though, it's more direct. lol!

Yes! I hate checking my voicemail! And I generally hate talking on the phone!

Do it my way

Funny Encouragement Ecard: If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.

Really? Now your the saint? Call me a whore? You're a crazy loser! Move along dumb ass!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!