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"Today I will love in the moment. Unless it's unpleasant then I which case I will eat a cookie" ~ Cookie Monster. Comment if your childhood was all about Cookie Monster

I am going to get this on a sign and just whip it out everytime it is necessary...  I LOVE this!!!

"I am your mom your argument is invalid" I so want a sign of this up in our house before the boys start reading :)


"I finally figured out my body type. Its hourglass with extra minutes." Love yourself for who you are!

Actually made this face when I realized the truth about my preferred loungewear.

my yoga pants made it to yoga once. the other 296 times I wore them I was pregnant and too lazy to wear real pants. & prego pants are fugly.

Bahaha...I definitely have said my wedding would have been so much cooler if pinterest had been around then...

Or maybe mine should just say, "I had my wedding before I cared about weddings." Or maybe, "I had my wedding before I had style.

This reminds me of the time my dad called me to tell me he couldn find his cellphone...priceless lol

I can't find my phone! This is so me! can't count how many times i have done this lol


I have so much to do that I am going to bed - Seb Lester. So true!

Happens all the time. It is typically watercolor or tempera splatter in a weird spot.

Story of my life lol those days I go to work and say "if I look bad it's cuz I didn't look in the mirror yet"

"I can't tell who annoys who more"   - the quote from my best friend and future maid of honor.

inspiration: fortune cookie: "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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