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Its funny cause its true.

'Darn teenagers these days with their long hair, piercings everywhere and purple skinny jeans.

Everyone else my age has a serious job and a long-term relationship, and I'm over here like, 'Hey mom, look what I drew for you.'

Funny Confession Ecard: Everyone else my age has a serious job and a long-term relationship, and Im over here like, Hey mom, look what I drew for you.

Yes, I just pinned the same outfit you did... haha

Funny Movies Ecard: You know Magic Mike is going to be great when Matthew McConaughey is the least attractive of the group.

Not pole dancing, but regular dancing. This totally happened last weekend lol.

Ahh yeah, one of the reasons I don't drink often. Funny Weekend Ecard: Those five seconds where you go from tipsy to pole dance wasted.

Hahahahaha

Funny Confession Ecard: You know it's going to be a bad day when the first thing you say after you step outside is, 'Fuck you birds, you sound like shit.

haha yes! Story of my life

Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry but I am NOT BORING. I just decided it was time to stop boozing, partying, flirting and dancing.it's called being a Responsible Adult.

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

Haha

For my besties!Funny Friendship Ecard: When I said you were my best friend, I meant that you are the only person on earth who knows almost everything about me and you better keep your whore mouth closed.

i think...i may be a little too excited for the release of #magicmike. BRING IT ON, #JOEMANGANIELLO.

Funny Confession Ecard: 'I want to see Magic Mike for the compelling storyline,' said no woman, ever.

Yup - but I didn't learn how to change the oil.or kick ass, my mom taught me that(;

it's not cellulite, it's my   body's way of saying  "i'm sexy"...in braille

it's not cellulite, it's my body's way of saying "i'm sexy".in braille, too funny!

Or a painting falls of the wall! Had that too!

You have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night. UMMM excuse u but true fear is your christmas tree falling over in the middle of the night and nocking everything off your shelf, trust me on this one.

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