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What Musicals Taught Me: Phantom of the Opera... When going to the opera, don't sit under the chandelier. It may be ok and anti-climactic on your 10th birthday on Broadway when it doesn't happen due to technical difficulties, but be careful the next time.
...or you will break your parole and you'll be hunted down by the police for ten years even though you've become a good, honest mayor and factory owner, and you have to adopt your employee's daughter because her mother died, and your adoptive daughter becomes involved with a boy who is involved with a band of rebels. :)