"Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.   - Tina Fey"

"Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling. - Tina Fey"

Yup. 85-90% of Childcare and Parenting, Au pair hired, House readied to go on market and then put on market, Household successfully maintained, Working full-time, Managing divorce case, Recertifying for the Internal Medicine Boards, Making a Will,  Performing in Cabarets, readings and shows, AND Dating.   Who knew?

Yup. 85-90% of Childcare and Parenting, Au pair hired, House readied to go on market and then put on market, Household successfully maintained, Working full-time, Managing divorce case, Recertifying for the Internal Medicine Boards, Making a Will, Performing in Cabarets, readings and shows, AND Dating. Who knew?

Don't forget, everyone's body is different so it may take longer for others.

Taking the Leap

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”   -Tina Fey. love this.

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” -Tina Fey. love this.

Mean Disney Girls...ok some people have way too much time on their hands, but this is funny!

Mean Disney Girls.

Mean Disney Girls...ok some people have way too much time on their hands, but this is funny!

"And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. AH HA HA. No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a…

"And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. AH HA HA. No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a…

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