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Funny Family Ecard: The sound of silence: A good indication your child is drawing on, cutting up, ripping, destroying, or eating something they're not suppose to.

Right?  I can actually hear my son saying this to his sister....

Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. this is the conspiracy theory of my children.

ROFL!!!! ~Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet

Funny Family Ecard: Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet.

Really? Now your the saint? Call me a whore? You're a crazy loser! Move along dumb ass!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

Funny Family Ecard: 9 times out of 10 children get their awesomeness from their mother.

Funny Family Ecard: 9 times out of 10 children get their awesomeness from their mother. It's a fact!

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Funny Reminders Ecard: Growing up I always thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.

So true it seems sometimes! Although the screaming does NOT fly around this house :) @jrecchia

This is pretty accurate. With the so called girl you married.

Certainly seems that children have alterior motives sometimes

My kids today .

Sometimes I think Mommy is happier than me when I don't have homework.

I think my grader has more homework then I did in high school lol

Keep my girls!

Keep my girls!

Funny Baby Ecard: You know how when you're in the bathroom for half an hour and nobody bothers you? Yeah, I don't...I'm not a Dad...

Sooooo true in my house!

sorrynotsorry

This is totally me. Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by sorry, I mean you're welcome.

Lol been there

Wait, what? - ecard meme Always happens to teachers lol

There's always at least one.

pick up on the sarcasm, funny quotes

It may require more than a hug, but at 26 I'm pretty sure my Mom can still fix everything

Perfect for the mom via adoption or surrogacy. Courtesy of Leilani Writer.

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I did not trip the FLOOR looked sad, so I thought it needed a HUG, funny quotes quote jokes lol funny quote funny quotes humor minions

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