Explore Modern Women, I Pick, and more!

pick any two!

Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two

Yep sounds like my kiddos

Funny pictures about A toddler's rules of possession. Oh, and cool pics about A toddler's rules of possession. Also, A toddler's rules of possession photos.

Funny Inspirational Sign with Life Quote

Motto to Live By Funny Inspirational Quote Sign

Inspirational Quotes: Life is meant to be lived to the fullest, so make sure you always make the most of it! Don’t get caught up in the tedious day to day activities that consume so much of our time. If you need a reminder Top Inspirational Quotes.

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

the great outdoors.

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

So true! Georgie Lee - Writing to the Sound of Legos Clacking: Mom Humor

Mom Humor

You know you're a mom when going shopping at Target by yourself feels like a vacation and going on a family vacation feels like work. Vacations with the kids are so fun, but a lot of work too!

Poop

If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard Sign by Sawdust City. These signs are made in Wisconsin and are solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn.

motherhood humor... This is so true. I feel excited to go to the grocery store ALONE these days!

i never thought grocery shopping would be a vacation but, alone, it is! I remember those days however I really don't like visiting the grocery store

... Or give it to your mother. She knows how to do it.

Washing instructions Clothes Label says Or give it to your mother She knows how to do it. washing clothes in college away form mom,

But I love you still. Love endures all.

Every day I fall in love with you more & more.well, not every day yesterday you were pretty annoying! LOL cute lil' pack of gum & funny gag gift!

That moment when you walk into a spider web & suddenly turn into a karate master.

karate

I don't like spiders and snakes, but.act like a black belt when I walk into a spider web

Sometimes I see someone's pins & I think we could TOTALLY be friends.

Inspirational Quotes: I think this ALL of the time! Top Inspirational Quotes Quote Description I think this ALL of the time!

Ain't that the truth?

The funny thing is that "we" assume this, but most people only see what they are doing. Small towns are fun! I love Sneads Ferry, Surf City, and Princeton. all small NC towns.

Seriously!  Liking your own status is ridiculous...and annoys me immensely!  Obviously you like it or you wouldn't feel the need to post it...so don't go "liking" it, it's dumb...REAL DUMB!

this isnt funny the thought of someone high fiving themself energetically! is super funny

*repin* if you're a GREAT mom!***This is cute!

My mum always let me lick the beaters, turning them off and removing them first of course. Sometimes I even lick the beaters now as a grown up lol

Pinterest
Search