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Yep. Actually, anything will do!

Love my life.I don't really agree with this.I would not want the bad juju of bragging on my own life.I love my life, but I don't expect others to be jealous of it.I just agree with the first two lines.

...the reason I have no friends...lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When a cashier asks 'how's your day going?' I reply 'I am buying 3 bottles of wine, it's clearly only getting better.

Funny Confession Ecard: I really don't have a problem with her, as long as she doesn't talk to me, look at me, or is anywhere near me...and I don't see or hear her name.

Things I Learned from Blissdom: Getting Comfortable With Conflict (and pet peeves!) - The Vintage Modern Wife reminds me of someone I know

Everyday I fall in love with you more and more

Funny Family Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying. So true!

entitlement...word of decade?  I hope not.

Irrational sense of entitlement. Today's generation was born with their hand out.

Pathetic gene pool LOL

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

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Funny Confession Ecard: Bitchcraft- The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.

If Facebook had a 'who really cares' button. Honey you would finally get the attention you crave.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

Maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 & shoved it into your personality

Maybe your dick is so small because you took of it and shoved it into your personality. This makes me laugh every time I read it :)

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