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I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

@Dawn Ertel Funny Friendship Ecard: Just because I'm nice doesn't mean I'm your bitch.

@Dawn Ertel Funny Friendship Ecard: Just because I'm nice doesn't mean I'm your bitch.

Soooo true right now!! Tired of always being there for everyone else and no one is ever there for me. F everybody!!

Soooo true right now!! Tired of always being there for everyone else and no one is ever there for me. F everybody!!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: No, I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see that you're a train wreck from all the way over here.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: No, I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see that you're a train wreck from all the way over here.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I've reached that age where my brain went from 'you probably shouldn't say that' to 'what the hell, let's see what happens'.

I've reached that age where my brain went from 'you probably shouldn't say that' to 'what the hell, let's see what happens'.

haha.... Exactly! You & your jealous obsessed wife... Delusional is an understatement!

haha.... Exactly! You & your jealous obsessed wife... Delusional is an understatement!

Funny Friendship Ecard: You claim you're a bad bitch; yet you have no house, no car, and no job. . . You're not a bad bitch. You're doing bad, Bitch! There's a difference.

Funny Friendship Ecard: You claim you're a bad bitch; yet you have no house, no car, and no job. . . You're not a bad bitch. You're doing bad, Bitch! There's a difference.