Truth, Big Boob, Funny, Huge Boobs, So True, Girl Problems, Boob Problem
Seriously... So true, having had huge boobs with a small body all of my life I hate them. I can never quite accept women paying to get them & if someone I know is getting a boob job I always think hell if you pay for the surgery you can have mine, I'll have your little boobs any day. Apart from the awful back aches big boobs means men nearly always talking to your chest, a sweet simple top looking like an advert for hooters & other women hating you instantly before you even open your mouth!
busty girl problems. No scrappy tank tops. <<<<I'm laughing so hard right now
the truth about Big Boob Problems. see, it's not all it's cracked up to be! ;)
busty girl problems. How true is this. I don't have um but it's funny!
Big Boob Problems // LOL truth 😂// has it's perks though 😉😏😎
Having huge boobs, Boob problems, Funny, relatable, humor
busty girl problems. So true
Big Boob Problems ha! #truth!
Big Boob Problems so true
This is still so true!
Bed, Quote, Truth, So True, Thought, Funny Stuff, True Stories
This is so true! I can't stand the thought of being legless because it got eaten off by the monster under my bed!
Truth, especially if you don't want to be grabbed and pulled under the bed!! I thought I was the only one, whew!!!
true! :) don't stick your let off the bed!!! Monsters and demons will eat it! Ahhhh!!!! Never to old for this to be a fear... Hahahahah lolol joke quote funny
Thought of you and monsters under your bed. I guess that's why if I sneek over over to your house, you told me I would have to sit on the floor beside you. It just dawned on me that was all a trick! The monster under the bed would eat me, and then you'd just go back to sleep :( It's late and I'm laughing!
AH! this is my thought process. This is also why I wear socks to bed ALWAYS...they protect you from monsters!
HAHAHA! So true! Or the invisible monster from Paranormal Activity will come pull me off the bed... :|
"I never stick my leg off the edge of the bed, no matter how hot it is because it would get eaten off." So true... I still step off REALLY far from my bed so the monsters don't grab my foot...
true story the boogie monster lives under the bed!!
Yeah I don't believe it at all :)
Girl, Eating Raw, My Life, Thoughts Exactly, So True, Ooohhh Yessss, Worth It, Totally Me, True Stories
If eating raw eggs used to be good for you then they must be great for you in cookie dough.
my thoughts exactly as i read the warning on the box today =)
That's totally me. Eat the batter, every single time.
A rule I have lived by all my life :-)
Always have.:-) - my kind of girl!
ooohhh yessss! This is me.
Quotes, Mondays, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies, Things, Bluntcard, Blunt Card
The only good thing about Monday is the older we get the days fly by, so the drinks come faster ;-)
Monday! Only four days until a bitch can get drunk. Blunt card
At least there's one good thing about Monday...
Things that make me laugh
#funny #mondays #drinking
I love blunt card humor
This is my quote haha
OMG. Funny stuff
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bahahahahah soooo true!!
OMG this is soooo true!
oh my god soooo true!!!
Soooo true. Errryday.
Your e cards Funny!
lol soooo true!!!
Funny e card!
Music, Giggle, Quotes, Funny Stuff, So True, Thought, Funnies
Turning down the music in your car when looking for a street sign because . . . #funny #life #quotes
"turning down the music in your car when looking for a street sign because yout hink it will somehow make you see it better." Bahaha Did this yesterday ... bahahaha
This happened to me the other day, but instead of looking for a sign, I was listening for my heart, It had suddenly jumped and fluttered in my chest like a bird in a cage.... I thought I was a goner.... so I just sat there listening for something that one can only feel.. Then.. I cranked the music back up and sped away....I'm still alive! yezzz...
Turning down the music in the car to help you read the street signs... Lol
Turning down the music in your car when looking for a street sign.
This is SO funny. I can't stop laughing because it's so true.
LOL this is so true. loud music = being blind on the road
I thought I was the only one who did this. Funny.
Get In Shape, Giggle, Fitness, Truth, Quote, So True, Funny Stuff, Spring
Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring #haha #LOL #Laugh #silly #Getinshape
Get FIT with 2ndSkin Pants! <<Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring. >>
Funny Seasonal Ecard: Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring.
Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring. so true
There is no better day than today to start getting in shape! #spring #fitness #summer
Spring Countdown. — Fashion, Food & Fitness - Lifestyle Blog - Lauren Schwaiger
Thats funny stuff
Made me giggle!
That's right! Embrace the paleness!
Tanning Bed, Truth, Skin Cancer, Leather Handbags, Funny, So True, Pale Skin
I'm naturally tan but it's disgusting when girls are darker than me because of a tanning bed. It's just straight gross and sorry fake tan will never look like real tan lol truth though
All of you who abuse the tanning beds (there are no SAFE ones!) are gonna be leather handbags in a few years. You're welcome.
Not to mention, ya know, skin cancer hellllllloooo!!!! Keep eating healthy, working out then lay in a tanning bed...
I think one the best things I ever did was stop laying in the tanning bed. Sure you're pretty and tan now, but I think I'll rather not look 50 when I'm 40 :)
I'll take pale skin over skin cancer later in life, thank you.
Haha not true i wish i was tan but this makes me laugh anyways
And there's the whole no skin cancer thing too. lol
Or get skin cancer, that is not funny
Pale > Tanning bed so true!
Disney Movies, My Life, Sooooo True, Disney This, Don'T Judge, Disney Worlds, Haha So True, Disney Ecard
And I am so glad that I have two kids to justify why I keep purchasing every Disney movie that is released.
The average 6 year old can't say they were around when the best disney movies came out.
True, maybe I should just live in Disney land or Disney world :)!
Dont come between me and my Disney Movies...
True and don't judge me! Haha
My life story!
Haha, so true.
how i feel at work every single day of my life
Happy Hour, Happy Friday, Personal Mantra, Finals Week, My Life, Med School, Live The Life You Love, Favorite Some Ecards
This is pretty much my personal mantra- especially after today...
Looks like it's fuck this shit o' clock.
how i feel about finals week
Time for Happy Hour
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.
Abraham Lincoln, Inspiration, Mothers, Ungreatful People Quote, Truth, Mom Daughter Tattoo, Mother'S Day
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln - my mom was awesome and she taught me to know and love Jehovah God!
We love this quote from Abraham Lincoln about his mother! The quote inspires moms everywhere.
Make sure to show your Mum how much you care this Mother's Day #inspiration #quote
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln #truth
Happy Mother's Day #Swells ! We so agree Abraham Lincoln!
Bits of Truth... all quotes // Mother's Day
#Truth perfect for Mother's Day
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
Inspiration, Truth, City Quote, Mr Big, So True, Thought, Sex And The City
After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. ~ Mr Big, Sex and the City quote
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
Mr Big. After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. So true.
truth. Sex and the city mr big wisdoms
Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
Awkward Moments, There Haha, Quote, My Life, So Funny, Someecards Com, High Schools, Haha So True
my sister and I laugh as we do this...and point out the peeps from high school that do it to us - lol
OMG....these are the BEST awkward moments ever! I once took my son's sippy cup away just so he'd start crying and I'd HAVE to comfort him, thus avoiding THAT person!! ;)
Ha haha this just happened so funny yes thank you very much
Every time I see someone I recognize from high school.
My life in the halls of high school
I'm sorry but this made me laugh!
we have all been there. haha
my life in a quote!
haha, so true.
So true, they have no idea!
Too Nice, Cant Wait, Hahaha Yes, Being Tired Humor, I'M Tired, Im So Tired Humor, My Life, Haha So True
I'm tired of being the better person. One day I'd like to be the bitch that they claim I am.
Story of my life-- I am just TOO nice sometimes--
Hahaha YES!!! You read my mind again, ecards!
haha SO TRUE! Oh how I wish just once....
This is seriously the story of my life!!!
Literally describes my life right now
This feels like my life right now
hahaha YES, It's gonna happen!
Cant wait for this day!
ha ha so true!
Giggle, Truth, Funny, So True, Ecards, Shut Up, E Cards
I don't know about homicidal, but I do tell people to shut up or I just start the song all over again. :)
I laughed so hard I almost passed out from not breathing...this is so me. No talking during my songs people!
You're speaking during my favorite part of this song and that makes me homicidal - so true
So true. Talk over it, and we'll listen to the whole thing again until you shut up.
truth! actually whenever you talk during my favorite song!!
Honestly so true... Don't talk during my favorite song.
Not cool! #music #funny #meme #ecards
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Just kidding, go Fuck yourself
hahaha, just kidding
My life in a picture
Haha.... Yes I am
Story of my life
Go fuck yaself
my life story.
haha so true
So true! Lol
Secret Nicknames, Hahaha Yes, Nick Names, Karma Ecards, People Don T, My Life, Nicknames Lol, Code Names, Haha So True
I love secret nick names! Jerkface and his new girlfriend, Jerky Treats. Fat Make-up Head. Bananaman. Doo dee doo hoo hoo. What's his nose. @Cheri Edwards Lehnow @Jana Beaber @Allison j.d.m Hale @Kerri S. Griffin
There are a lot of people in my life who have nicknames they don't know about!
I love secret nick names! @Megan Mattingly @Elizabeth Kuka
I make up nick names for people all the time!!!!
I'd rather call them code names lol
I think she knows her nickname lol
haha! So true!
Comfy Clothes, Funny Stuff, Funny E Cards, It S Funny, Pajama Pants, Someecards Com, Funny Ecards, Haha So True
So true! Socks off, hair up, pajama pants or shorts and tank top please!
Haha so true! Hair a mess and comfy clothes do happen asap!
As I sit here in snowflake pajama pants & a Flyers shirt
it's called "puttin' on comfy clothes" in our house, lol
haha, so true . put my hair up, get in comfy clothes
haa! yep, pajama pants, hair in messy pony
Guilty. Straight to the comfy clothes!
Straight pajama pants and big t-shirt!
You put up with my shit, I like that.