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Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans

Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs

This is why I hate Twilight - not a real vampire movie.

Real Vampires Have More to Love

Real Vampires Have Curves

REAL vampire movie from back in the day!

Real Vampires Don't Diet

LOST BOYS! A REAL vampire movie!

Real Vampires Get Lucky

Real vampires don't sparkle...LMAO!!!

Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six

Real Vampire

REAL vampires don't sparkle.

Everyone that reads Twilight needs to read this to learn what real vampires are. Sparkle in the sun.....*rolls eyes*

Real Vampires | Mona the real vampire by *toongrowner on deviantART

A real vampire.

Real Vampires don't sparkle

Nature's real vampires...

Real Vampires Live Large

Real vampires don't sparkle. ;)

The Encyclopedia of Vampires, Werewolves, and Other Monsters by Rosemary Ellen Guiley, http://www.amazon.com/dp/0816046859/ref=cm_sw_r_pi_dp_SazPqb1M5QGWM