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Every time I get mad I just have to remind myself, prison orange is not your color, prison orange is not your color. Prison Orange Is Not Your Color! code gets off

Accounting is the language of business. And while accountants may be fluent in the language, that doesn't necessarily translate into action. An accountant is like your average high-dollar TV sports an

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Applies to most of the people on my fb, santa, clothes, dictionary, christmas

so is this the same thing as putting a smiley face after a bitchy comment?! lol

I'll Have to remember this, there are a few people I'd like to slap.

If I could only share.  However, this is pretty public.  All you need to know is that we deal with someone this ridiculous in our household on a fairly regular basis.  Except this person refuses to go to Walmart entirely.... like no matter what.  What an idiot.

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its true (not for me) I hate target its a bunch of people thinking they're better than you because they arent shopping at walmart. get over yourselves its target.

bahahaha!! I've said this more than I should have to

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I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong... #music #humor

"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong". Some where over the rainbow, way up sky. Did she get that wrong?

Misophonia, it feels like you have become this completely different, psychotically angry person when you hear certain words or when you hear someone swallow a gulp of water ( for me just typing it out and) imagining it can bring on anxiety, actually experiencing it for however split second it is is far worse... sometimes enough to ruin your mood for the whole day.

random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.


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