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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug.

So freakin true! Here it is @Julie Pulliam

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

Adventures in crafting, cooking, and couponing!: Fab fall finds for less!

I have good taste, but I don't have the money to prove it I like to think I do at least. STORY OF MY LIFE.

it was cute until he opened his mouth again after 'awwww'. he ruined it. lol

A bunch of funny text messages. Screen captures of text message fails, auto correct and more. So funny.

Drunk

Let's get drunker than Snooki's fetus tonight. Becker this is so wrong, but i did laugh out loud

Always forward chain letters.

Always forward chain letters.

I hate when I forget to forward a chain letter. and DIE the next day!

lmaaaaaooooooo !!!!!

Balloons are so weird."Happy Birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath." So use it wisely.

Wow that’s a nice lookin’ pair of Crocs!

Wow that’s a nice lookin’ pair of Crocs! This is for my hatred of Crocs!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I don't sugar coat bitch, do I look like fucking Willy Wonka?

Lol this is so true in my life. to bad people can't take the truth!

I want to say this to someone out of anger one day because I feel like it would lighten the mood in a heated situation. hahaha

Maybe you should eat makeup so you can try and be pretty on this inside, bitch!

Diary of a Nursing Student

I save all of my homework for the last minute because then I'll be older, therefore more wise. Sounds like me!