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I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

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hahahahaaaa... at my fake wedding I'm using my favorite wedding video of two people I don't know. (check it out in my love wedding stuff album) hahahaaa

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

pfff. haha

For real, 11 year olds with "it's complicated" as their relationship status?

When someone yells, shotgun!, I yell Rosa Parks and sit in the seat and refuse to move.

Funny Confession Ecard: When someone yells, 'shotgun!', I yell 'Rosa Parks' and sit in the seat and refuse to move.

How dare you not text me back

"That moment when you feel someone doesn't want to talk to you. -- Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship." -- Love the office!

Hahaha!! Yup!

LolSoTrue: # 344 when i text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

haha I almost always smile when I get a text, no matter who it's from. But when it's from someone special, I do that one smile.. you know :")

Funny and relatable moments in life that makes you go lol so true. Come have a laugh or submit your lolsotrue moment.

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#sotrue all the time

I pretty much say omg I hate this damn song. And then sing the whole thing in a mocking tone, just so everyone knows. I really hate this song.

Ha!!

When women wear make-up they're basically lying to us. I do not see why I am being blamed for a man stupid enough to think I have gold sparkly eyelids :D :D :D