Marriage Rules (written by kids)
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Marriage according to kids- they say the darnedest things but this definitely made me giggle. "Tell your wife she's pretty, even when she looks like a truck." ahaha! :)
HAHAHA. This made me laugh...and then made me want to make sure I'm setting a good example. Kids say the darnedest things!
so funny....Tell your wife she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. kids say the darndest things
"Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck." I haven't laughed this much all day! These kids really know what's going on.
HAHAHAHA ....a Truck....???What? Oh my...one of the few things that make my heart smile are the innocent responses that come out of these kids mouths, but I can't help laughing either LOL gotta love kids ^_^
Marriage according to little kids! So funny. "Always tell your wife she's pretty, even when she looks like a truck."
How do you decide who to marry? Answered by Kids! Such a Good Giggle :) Makes me laugh everytime!.
Bahahaha!! Kids say the darnedest things!!! Funny stuff lol
Kids say the funniest things- I just died laughing!!
"ATTORNEY: How old is your youngest son, the 20 year old? WITNESS: 20, much like your IQ." These are hilarious! Click through to read.
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HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. (you have to go to the website to see the funny stuff, but it's worth it!)
HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters. "ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. " hahahahaa
Seriously, if you need a good laugh, this is the place to find it. I actually LOLed at most of them. HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. Literally some of the funniest things I have ever read. Here's a sample: ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
Stupid things people have actually said in court. Hilarious!
This will be my child... And I shall be proud.
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For adjectives- crispy bacon in my mouth. That's not a complete sentence. Crispy is the adjective describing the noun. Bacon is the noun. In my mouth is a prepositional phrase. There's no verb. So technically, it's grammatically incorrect.
This is what is wrong with US Education... if this kid got an "A" then the teacher needs to find another job. Those are not complete sentences under the adjectives first header. They have no verb.
So am I the only one who noticed the adjective ones were not complete sentences...?
xD: Student, Mmmm Bacon, Funny Random, Funny Stuff, Raised Right, Likes Bacon, Kid
You should not be a teacher because not all of those are complete sentences.
Bacon sentences. Except the adjective first ones aren't complete sentences.
NONE of the ones with the adjectives first are complete sentences.
This is going to be my children
I love this kid
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This is so funny! I always wrote answers like this in Biology but they would be marked right because I made the teacher laugh!
Student who obtained 0% in an exam. But all the answers are technically correct! Lol
How did they get 0%. Funny exam answers. Things for a laugh.
This student should have gotten an A in quality humor.
student who obtained a 0% on an exam...but so funny!!
funny test answers
I giggled a lot.
And people ask me why I don't want kids...
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Kids are creepy.....: Giggle, Creepiest Things, Creepy Things, Creepy Kids, Things Kids Say, Funnies, Creepy Children, So Funny
The creepiest things kids say to their parents… oh my god, some if these are scary as hell and some are so funny!
OMG I don't know why I'm laughing but these are some creepy things that kids have said!! ~MJT The creepiest things kids say to their parents… oh boy
The creepiest things kids say to their parents… I couldn't stop laughing at some of them and I don't think any were supposed to be funny. My mom gave me a weird look when I kept giggling and muttering, "I want to peel your skin off."
The creepiest things kids say to their parents… I'm screwed to have creepy kids... I can feel it.
The creepiest things kids say to their parents… Creepy but for some reason made me giggle hehehe
Creepy Things Kids Say. This is so funny, and the pictures that go with some are hysterical!
The creepiest things kids say to their parents…these will be my children I know it
Haha! kids say some funny stuff!
27 reasons why kids are the worst - i almost peed my pants
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27 reasons why kids are the worst - some of these reminded me of what I've done as a little girl. Giggling.
'27 reasons why kids are actually the worst' This has super funny pictures and video clips. #22 looks like my nephew I laughed so hard.
crazy mad girl eating ice cream you'll scream funny pics pictures pic picture image photo images photos lol
Ice cream is my weakness #icecream #icecreamaddict #icecreamaddiction #icecreamaddicted
27 reasons why kids are the worst - probably one of the funny things I have ever read
27 reasons why kids are actually the worst. Lmao!! This is bad but so funny!!
Ice Cream: This flavor tastes like your soul
You have to read it all the way. So funny!
27 reasons why kids are worst- funny stuff
This is hilarious
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Creepy Things Kids Say Parts 1 & 2 | Seriously, For Real?Seriously, For Real? Some r creepy and some r just plain funny XD
Creepy Things Kids Say Parts 1 2 - Seriously, For Real? number7 is the best i chocked on my water
Creepy Things Kids Say- 7 & 8 are the most disturbing (not like I'd prefer any but...)
Glad you guys liked part one, here's Creepy Things Kids Say Part 2 Like this.
Creepy things kids say 2 I love this so much it's not even funny :)
creepy things kids say part# 2 No. 5 and 10 broke my heart
Creepy Things Kids Say. #7 is from a scary story soo
Not really creepy pasta but damn
funny scary things kids say
haha. hahaha! hahahahaha XD
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Some of these are sooo good :): Giggle, Quotes, Funny One Liner, Funny Stuff, So True, Epic One Liners, Smile, Funnie
Epic one liners- a little bit sexist (clearly a male perspective) but some of these are pretty funny.
Ahaha some inappropriate but they are so funny I cannot function omygoodness mY LAUGHING BOX
Epic One Liners - Little White Lion Clearly written by a man, so it's okay to laugh at.
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epic one liners - some are a bit vulgar for my tastes, but others are SO funny!
Epic One Liners need a laugh or a smile?...read (some are crude)
Epic one liners. (I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!)
Some pretty funny one liners
Haha, that's funny!
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Hahahaha whaaaaat?? If I write a book someday... this is so similar to what I would put in it!
A pleasant surprise...I am going to put something like this in my book someday
I want to find something like this in a book someday.
Random book dedication. A pleasant surprise...
this is.... beautiful. Love book dedications
Sorry for the word but sooooo funny!!
Best book dedication ever
I cried I was laughing so hard! Omg this guy must have practiced this so many times! ...and he's hot!
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I cried I was laughing so hard! He does this perfect. Check out more funny videos at http://funiest-stuff.com/car-prank-drive-thru-workers-have-hard-life/
I laughed so hard I cried! For the first few seconds it seems weird, but as soon as it starts this guy does Kristen Wiig as Sue, the lady who gets so excited about surprises that she nearly combusts, from SNL perfectly!! You can check out the actual SNL skit, Surprise Party, on Hulu: http://www.hulu.com/watch/16388
I cried I was laughing so hard! He does this perfect. It's Kristin Wiig and Jon Voit doing a SNL skit about surprise parties!!
freakin hilarious. he does this perfectly. saturday night live. SO FREAKIN EXCITED
OMG! He is so freaking hilarious, laughed so hard I couldn't catch my breath!!!!
Please watch! I cried I was laughing so hard!! He does this SNL skit perfectly!
freakin hilarious. he does this perfectly! I love this SNL skit :p
So funny, laughed so hard at this!!
The most hilarious video ever!!
BAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!! This just made my day!!!
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Bwahaha...this is so funny! I especially like, "hey remember that time you accidentally text me?....."lololol
Hahahahaha that made my day!!!:) Next time some random number texts me I'm doin this! lol
HAHAHA. I have to remember to do this next time someone accidentally texts me.
This might be the beat random texting I have ever seen...@James Whitehorne
I'm totally doing this the next time I get a random text message
I can't wait for the next time a random number texts me...
And we became best friends ahahahahahaha
Wrong number texts are the best!
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50 Dollar Lesson - "You can come over to my house, mow the lawn, pull weeds, sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house." She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?" I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Amen
This made me giggle. Even though I really don't affiliate myself with either party.
The $50 lesson. Why did I just come across this?!?! Hahaha so funny
"Welcome to the Republican party"...this is so funny
Hahaha! This is pretty funny stuff!
This is so funny yet so true!
$50 Lesson- Republican Party
Awesome life lesson...
Such a smart girl
I think I had all of these things. Oh childhood
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This is my childhood in the sac (as in cul de sac) I want everything back!! take me backk to the 90s!!!!!!
Things you will never get for Christmas again… oh the 90s! I might have been born in '99 but I'm still such a '90s kid! :)
I loved these! This is my childhood! I had so many of these things! (It makes me tear up remembering all of them. The 90s was so much fun!)
My childhood memories!!!!!!! Tears are on my cheek now.. Jk... But seriously though!!
things you will never get for Christmas again. oh, my childhood! #90skid
This basically sums up my childhood (1980 to mid 1990‘s kids)
childhood memories. being a 90s kid was so great
Throwback to the 90s. My childhood!!
my childhood only 90,s kids
How to stay married.
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HOW TO STAY MARRIED... this is one of my favorite love stories lol oh the power of forgiveness.
How to stay married... (I read this a half hour ago and I'm still laughing.)
All I can say is I laughed as I said "aww how sweet!"
HOW TO STAY MARRIED... this is so funny and cute
how to stay married. this makes me giggle
HOW TO STAY MARRIED...funny stuff
that's a good man. A Keeper
Very smart man
things to say to Siri.. Hello Friday night!
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things to say to Siri. Just did this entire list. #iphone #iphone stuff #apple stuff| http://iphonestuffgallery.blogspot.com
97+ Funny things to say to Siri... Hilarious!
10 Things 90s Kids Will Have to Explain to Their Children... hilarious and awesome...
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10 Things 90s Kids Will Have to Explain to Their Children. Seriously cracking up right now. I died over the one about Lisa Frank. And the beanie babies. Don't touch my beanie baby!!!! Ever
10 Things 90s Kids Will Have to Explain to Their Children. This is SO funny! The beanie baby one got me haha
Pinner says: 10 Things 90s Kids Will Have to Explain to Their Children... hilarious and awesome... Omg! I died at the Beanie Baby comment!
10 Things 90s Kids Will Have to Explain to Their Children... hilarious! Well written, and worth the read!!! #NSYNC vs Backstreet, Spice Girls, Will Smith, Beanie Babies, Tomagachi, Clarissa Explains it All, etc...
My childhood!! 10 Things 90s Kids Will Have to Explain to Their Children. Seriously cracking up right now. I died over the one about the boy bands and Ty Beanie Babies
10 Things 90s Kids Will Have to Explain to Their Children. This is SO funny! LISA FRANK AND BEANIE BABIES ARE THE BEST hahahahhahahahaah.
10 Things 90s Kids Will Have to Explain to Their Children... hilarious and awesome // oh goodness- beanie babies. :D I love this.
10 Things 90s Kids Will Have to Explain to Their Children...awesome! Hehe
10 Things 90`s Kids Will Have to Explain to Their Children
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Ladies, don't go to a tanning salon. It's called melanoma a.k.a. skin cancer. Don't do spray tans. You look like an oompa-loompa and your skin gets oily/sticky. Go to the beach or out by the pool - just don't forget the SUNTAN LOTION!!!
spring is coming soon and some people need to know when to walk away from the tanning bed
Ha so true! I love a spray tan but seriously people you look like an oompa loompa!
Seriously some people need to chill with the tanning bed thing!
I think this alot! Some people need to lay off the tanning bed!
So true with some people. Snookie look-alikes! haha
Spray tan=fake tanning bed= artificial sun.
Single Ladies with Justin Timberlake
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SO FUNNY!!!! Single Ladies with Justin Timberlake- it's never not funny. Justin actually has rhythm wearing those heels!
Single Ladies with Justin Timberlake- it's never not funny. Justin actually has rhythm wearing those heels! He is the best with SNL skits!
Single Ladies with Justin Timberlake. Still my all time favorite SNL moment if that ain't hot, I don't know what is!😝 JK!(:
Single Ladies with Justin Timberlake. Still my all time favorite SNL moment "DANCE BISCUITS!"
Single Ladies with Justin Timberlake. Definitely in the top 10 all time favorite SNL moment
Beyonce music video rehearsal of Single Ladies feat. Justin Timberlake --- so funny :3
Single Ladies with Justin Timberlake. Funniest thing I've seen in forever!
:) ... One of my favorite SNL skits. "Yeah. Like dance biscuits"
Single Ladies with Justin Timberlake. Funny stuff.
NO GRIT, NO PEARL. I can think of nothing, but lack of health, that should interfere with one becoming successful. There is no other handicap that you should not be able to overcome. To overcome a handicap, all that it is necessary to do is to use more determination and grit and will. - Neville Goddard _____________________________ repinned by Loving With Joy
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NO GRIT, NO PEARL. I can think of nothing, but lack of health, that should interfere with one becoming successful. There is no other handicap that you should not be able to overcome. To overcome a handicap, all that it is necessary to do is to use more determination and grit and will. - Neville Goddard
NO GRIT, NO PEARL. repinned by Loving With Joy
No grit, no pearl. One of my favorites. <3
No grit. No pearl. #wisdom #affirmations
NO GRIT, NO PEARL. New mantra
no grit, no pearl #favorite
:: No Grit. No Pearl.