I would do anything to be skinny except give up alcohol, junk food and my freetime to spend exercising.


True Story

I've been noticing that Pinterest has been overloaded lately with a flood of dieting and exercise tips, and low cal recipes. This has made me feel A) Inspired to get on a treadmill and B) Like I want to stick my head in the oven to block out all this annoying dieting talk...

haha. busted.


happens every year....LOL!!


When some annoying girl is like 'I'm having a fat day' and I'm over here like bitch, I'm having a fat life.


...all fat


ugh true

This is me majority of the time... You would think I would just text but I like to be "old school" an actually call people from my phone.

My New Year's resolution

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so its not there to tempt me anymore.


I wish I were as fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat.

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