I would do anything to be skinny except give up alcohol, junk food and my freetime to spend exercising.

Yup

True Story

I've been noticing that Pinterest has been overloaded lately with a flood of dieting and exercise tips, and low cal recipes. This has made me feel A) Inspired to get on a treadmill and B) Like I want to stick my head in the oven to block out all this annoying dieting talk...

haha. busted.

SomeECards

happens every year....LOL!!

Truth.

When some annoying girl is like 'I'm having a fat day' and I'm over here like bitch, I'm having a fat life.

funny

...all fat

True.

ugh true

This is me majority of the time... You would think I would just text but I like to be "old school" an actually call people from my phone.

My New Year's resolution

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so its not there to tempt me anymore.

True

I wish I were as fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat.

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