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Art Wouldnt the world be a better place if only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood - well better for everyone except for the gyms and plastic surgeons! smile-while-you-still-have-teeth

....pshh, every girls dream is to eat without getting fat

So true . every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy . pshh, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.

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Yes, my baby birds died.but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Baby birds don't poop on cars, only in the nest :)

Stop.

It's either cold enough for uggs or warm enough for shorts. It cannot be both. AMEN THIS IS NOT CUTE! and tights doesn't make it okay either. you can't wear tights and shorts and uggs. stop it.

Working for Coldwell Banker

You dont have to be crazy to work here.well train you This handcrafted sign is on a painted worn finish. This sign measures 4 x 12 inches.

Me in August!

I love my mom though but this is SOOO true! - No one will spank Grandma. - Funny quote says: "Children are often spoiled because no one will spank Grandma.

Hangry.  I'll admit.  I can get this way sometimes.

hangry: a state of anger caused by lack of food (i'm def no fun when i'm hangry!) This is funny, i thought this only used with my Family!

Lemonade

Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck. Very technical, but it is very true. You wouldn't want your life to be just lemon water, now, would you?

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