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With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of funny thing is that was my weight when I was born

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

95% of the decisions in my life.. - http://jokideo.com/95-of-the-decisions-in-my-life/

Ecard : of the decisions I'm my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good

I have tattoos and I still laughed!

My Favorite Prank that I ever Did Pull

Ecard: When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them "would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?

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Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I don't want to spend money, but I want to buy stuff.

If only...Im still working on the 600 thank you notes from August 4th, 2012...400 done, 200 to go....im blessed to have had such an amazing wedding as well as invited guests :) Someecards

SomeEcards : How to make your own e-cards in seconds AND it's hilarious !!

Funny Confession Ecard: Here's a list of things I'd like to do today.

My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat.-well said... Although at the end of the year if I don't have to buy a bigger size pair of pants, I think I'll consider that a win!

STORY OF MY LIFE. My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat.-well said. Although at the end of the year if I don't have to buy a bigger size pair of pants, I think I'll consider that a win!

Funny Breakup Ecard: It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

Dump the psycho! He/she is just not good for you and will ruin your life! You DESERVE better!

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

Haha! True.

hahaha so true. The speed in which a woman says 'nothing' when asked 'what's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin.

I HATE when that happens! ! Even worse, If It's in my car & they Have the nerve to tURN it DOWN!  Like damn.

you're speaking during my favorite part of this song and that makes me homicidal.SO TRUE!

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eCard: I'm going to let these pans soak. Otherwise known as, I don't feel like doing the dishes. This is so true and so me.

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