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hahaha.... Funny how images of a few faces popped in my head when I read this.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: However do you keep yourself from choking on that constant flow of bullshit coming out of your mouth? You are amazing!

If I ever win the lottery, I'm saying this to the first customer that complains... lol

Free and Funny News Ecard: If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would have farted.

#funny #ecards #Congratulations

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: Congratulations. You have been in the room ten seconds and already annoyed me three times.

for that special "whore' out there, you know who you are. You aren't fooling anyone with your BS posts. You sick bitch!!!

Just calling to remind you that I know you in real life-haha.I know some people like this :)

Happy Hour Humor 8 | Hampton Roads Happy Hour

Funny Encouragement Ecard: You can only say, 'WTF?' so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking.

Rather than us agreeing to disagree, why don't you just be quiet. | News Ecard

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Dear God, Please stop the stupid people from breeding so quickly. We're severely outnumbered down here.

i love you but i dont know how to tell you that saying | do you realize what you are saying half the time i don t want to hear ...

Dear All Prospective Men:

so funny! I went into a store and seriously asked the girl if they had shorts where my vagina did not hang out :) the lady laughed and said "I totally know what you mean"

Free and Funny News Ecard: I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

Yes bitch please say something

Top of the list, bitch. One day I will take care of each one of the three that top that list.

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it.  Please continue while I take notes.

Hmm this is fitting for my life recently. glad everyone else knows more about my life than i do?