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@Sarah Jessup

That is if you consider hole riddled sweatpants and an array of other damaged or tacky clothing items publicly unacceptable

this goes for shorts as well. p.s. if you don't have cellulite, shoot for at least 3 inches below your hooha

Funny Reminders Ecard: The proper skirt length is at least two inches below your cellulite.

Funny Family Ecard: Yeah BITCH, it's totally realistic to think it's everyone else...when your dumb ass is the common denominator in every situation!

Funny Family Ecard: Yeah BITCH, it's totally realistic to think it's everyone else.when your dumb ass is the common denominator in every situation! Sounds like someone I know

Do+you+ever+get+up+in+the+morning,+look+in+the+mirror,+and+think+'That+can't+be+accurate'?

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror, and think 'That can't be accurate'?

blunt cards about women | fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look ...

Funny Confession Ecard: I fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look incredible when you got home. It's just that I fell asleep.

Really thank you

I wish more people practiced the art of "pretending". My world would be sooo.much better;

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Free and Funny News Ecard: It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.

Don't you hate when you're going down the steps, and you forget about the last one? It's like...HELLO...you just had a 7 inch heart attack.

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: Don't you hate when you're going down the steps, and you forget about the last one?you just had a 7 inch heart attack.

Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

Funny Reminders Ecard: Whoever said money can't buy happiness has clearly never been to Target.

Target = happiness, wish we had Target in the uk, I freakin love that place!

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