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Funny Sports Ecard: Life should be more like hockey. When someone @#!*% you off, you just beat the @#!*% out of them then sit In a penalty box for 5 minutes.

Good friends take your drink away when they think you've had too much. Best friends say "Bitch, you better drink that! We don't waste that shit."

Trust me when I woke up today I had no plans to be brilliant but shit happens.

I should get a bonus check for every week I make it through without slapping the stupid out of the fucktards I have to deal with! Via Bitchy World Quotes