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Posts about Women who don’t wear underwear never get their panties in a bunch written by Jocette

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

Irrational fear.

"I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day." Oh my gosh. This is so me. I thought I was the only one!

Magic works every time.

My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on. Oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast. Pick up lines funny humor

Gymnastics of the week-end. And repeat...

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Everytime I get made I just have to remind myself, prison orange is not your color, prison orange is not your color, PRISON ORANGE IS NOT YOUR COLOR!

Every time I get mad I just have to remind myself, prison orange is not your color, prison orange is not your color. Prison Orange Is Not Your Color! code gets off

With xtra shot of vodka

I'll have a cafe-mocha-vodka-valium-latte to go, please! Somedays this sounds like the perfect drink! Roy - new drink?

Yes, with that sweat dripping down into her dainty little apron!

"The harder a wife works, the cuter she looks," Kellogg's Pep for Vitamins Sexist Ad,

ecard – Why did I unfriend you on Facebook? – Because your statuses are annoying and I hate your face.

Funny pictures about Why did I unfriend you? Oh, and cool pics about Why did I unfriend you? Also, Why did I unfriend you?

this is not always a good thing, as i've learned over the years - but i just can't stop.

I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thing people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thing. It's a public service really. SO true!

#Classe

Here’s an old print ad for Chiquita Bananas with a couple of adorable kids. This is just wrong!

Oh how this makes me laugh...except that it isn't true anymore!

So true. I hate running. Unless someone is chasing me with said scissors.

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Funny pictures about Stranded on a desert island. Oh, and cool pics about Stranded on a desert island. Also, Stranded on a desert island photos.

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