And you just sang the whole thing to yourself! lol It was Lewis Carrol who made Humpty Dumpty an egg in Through the Looking Glass. The original was a cannon that fell and broke. Just a fun factoid for you! Giggle, Quote, Funny Stuff, Even, Funnies, Humor, Things
mind = blown
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okay I must be getting tired now because this just really cracked me up and now I have the giggles. I sure hope I don't think of this pic during church tomorrow.
what if just the stickers are made in China not the product, WHOA deep thought actor Kenau Reeves
hahaha why the hell do i even think this is so funny?!.
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haha oh the face makes it that much better(;
WHOA. (Or the ink ON the stickers? LOL!)
Truth, Star Wars, So True, Funny Stuff, Starwars
Driving in the snow #defensivedriving #defensivedrivingtexas #safedriving #safedrivingtexas #trafficschool #trafficschooltexas #followme #starwars #driving http://www.comedydriving.com/
Everyone always laughs when I tell them I feel like I'm going warp speed when I drive in the snow...
hahahaha I'm now going to think about warp speed whenever I drive in a snow storm.
So true!!!!! I actually cried from laughing in a snow storm like this.
This is the exact thing I think of when I'm driving. WOO Star Wars!
Star Wars truth! We're gonna make the jump to light-speed!
Driving in a snow storm is like flying at "warp speed".
Snow and Star Wars LOL...this is so true!
Snow storm = Millenium Falcon warp speed
how true that is!
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This made me laugh till I cried. I haven't eaten an entire cake before, but it does put things into perspective! ;)
That's why its easy to eat a whole cake. http://melanysguydlines.com #humor #blogger #funny #quotes #memes
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never thought about that! i think i might go eat an entire cake. I love rationalizing things!
How to rationalize eating an entire cake. Hahaha @Brooke Ellis you'll get a laugh from this!
How to Rationalize Eating An Entire Cake- Made me giggle :)
okay i've never eaten an entire cake, but this is funny.
this makes me smile. :)
Movie Makers, Truth, Mockingjay, Thought, Aunt, Hungergamesproblems
No madge= not learning about her aunt, katniss's moms best friend, the uprising in 8, or digging up the body's in the house. I'd say Madge was vital.
also, how she gets the mockingjay pin is wrong in the movie. anyone who read it would know she got it from Madge, NOT the hob
I hope they correct this glaring oversight in Catching Fire. haha the truth
i thought the same thing when i watched the movie.....so weird.
movie makers need to get their shit together
How will she be the "mockingjay"
I thought the same thing
I thought the same thing
Thoughts, Giggle, Blood Stains, Funny Stuff, People
Omg laughing b/c I totallysaw blood <-- guess i'm the second kind of person. Damn supernatural has screwed me up cuz first thing i thought was OH no, doors open. is it a wendigo? werewolf? vampire? Rugaru!?
There are two kinds of people. I'm the bloodstain kind..... Haha I genuinely thought they were blood stains haha
There’s always two kind of people. I'll admit, I'm the second kind. I also thought those were bloodstains.
"Rose petals vs. Bloodstains- There are two kinds of people. <==I'm the second kind." I actually thought they were dog treats.
Two kinds of people... And I have to say I'm the kind who thought those were bloodstains. I was like "Wow, someone's dead..."
Wish someone was romantic enough to do this for me, just once. i thought those were bloodstains there are two kinds of people ^ I also thought those were blood stains. I feel like all SPN fangirls thought "Blood stains" not "rose petals"
First person: Wish someone was romantic enough to do this for me, just once. // Second person: i thought those were bloodstains // Response: there are two kinds of people. Not going to lie I saw blood stain
There are two kinds of people... I'm the second kind WHO ELSE THOUGHT THOSE WERE BLOODSTAINS??????
Serial killer?! Giggle.
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"lets be honest.. there was room for two" lol I alway thought the same thing whenever I watched this movie! #Titanic
Titanic. Let's be honest...there was room for two, Rose. I thought the same thing when I saw this movie in the theater!! Haha
SO TRUE>>> another reason I couldn't stand this movie AHAHAHHAHA Titanic- let's be honest there was room for two
"I will never let go Jack," -Rose "Spoiler alert. She lets go," -random guy in the movie theater. I LAUGHED SO HARD
Titanic. Let's be honest...there was room for two, Rose.... That was my exact thought watching this movie
Let's be honest, there was room for two. This is exactly what I thought the first time I saw this movie.
Yes there was room for two but in the movie a man tries to get onto the wood thingy Rose is on and Jack pulls him off and tells him that only she can lay on it because if someone else were to get on the board would not be able to support the weight and would sink, so in simpler terms it could only hold one person. There does that clear up the whole "there was room for two" thing?
Titanic. Let's be honest...there was room for two, Rose.... That was my exact thought and i havent even seen the movie. Stupid rose
Titanic. Let's be honest...there was room for two, Rose. funny stuff lol
it's okay, everyone has these thoughts!
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I have told Zack this so many times, because he just sits there and laughs at me everytime I step on a lego man or army man.
it's okay, everyone has these thoughts! This made me giggle!!! Have done it and it hurts worse than it seems like it should!!! :-)
I can't begin to count the number of times I did this while checking on my sleeping boys before I went to bed. It hurts like hell, and having to stifle a yelp so as not to wake sleeping children does not help.
I saw these words a few weeks ago and laughed, then today they came back to me when Braden was having quite the attitude problem AND he then stepped on a lego and was rolling around in pain, I had my own private laugh to myself, that is what you get for being a 13 year old TURD! Teenagers YIKES! Maybe we should surround their bedrooms in Legos and take away their shoes :)
So funny. Actually hurts really bad. I've hurled a few across the room in the dark a time or two :)
I hope you step on a lego. Funny stuff to mothers of boys.
those things hurt! i used to do that all the time lol
It hurts when you step on a lego!
Quote - Hope You Step On a Lego
I'm so confused
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The neighbor's kids are kinda lame. They ain't as funky fresh with their mad yolks yo.
My neighbor's kids are little douches, so I would certainly hope so.
Our eggs are fresher than your neighbor's kids.
I'm so confused, but I can't stop laughing!!!
Fresher than your neighbor's kids hahahah
Funny tumblr posts
Sadly true. ;)
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true! :) don't stick your let off the bed!!! Monsters and demons will eat it! Ahhhh!!!! Never to old for this to be a fear... Hahahahah lolol joke quote funny
This is so true! I can't stand the thought of being legless because it got eaten off by the monster under my bed!
Thought of you and monsters under your bed. I guess that's why if I sneek over over to your house, you told me I would have to sit on the floor beside you. It just dawned on me that was all a trick! The monster under the bed would eat me, and then you'd just go back to sleep :( It's late and I'm laughing!
"I never stick my leg off the edge of the bed, no matter how hot it is because it would get eaten off." So true... I still step off REALLY far from my bed so the monsters don't grab my foot...
Hahaha, yep thought of that ever since I was little, I know that monsters still hide under my bed waiting to devour my flesh lol:p
This is true, anything you let over the side of the bed is fair game for night monsters. (I also thought I needed to sleep very close to the wall so the monsters that came thru the wall would step over me!!!!)
true story the boogie monster lives under the bed!!
Truth. Monster under the bed fo sho.
It's so true
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As if it isn't nearly impossible already. #name #screenname #truth #reality #mobile #social #wifi #kids #socialproblems
In 20-30 years, one of the hardest things our kids will have to do will be finding a screen name that hasn't already been taken.
in 20 years,the hardest thing our kids will have to do is find a screen name that hasn't been already taken...
#internet #online #socialmedia #social #media #humor #funny #haha #lol #screenname #kids
One of the Hardest Things Our Kids Will Have To Do. So true, wondered about that myself
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Finding An Available Screen Name #humor #lol #funny
bahaha...i giggled at this one!
:) #funny #laugh #humor
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this makes me giggle =) It's pretty close to my thought process when I realize I really need to shave my legs lol
Too funny!!! Glad to see things haven't changed. Should you shave your legs flow chart. For those of you who didn't go to an all girls school.
The funny thing is that we women need this kind of chart as if shaving our legs is such a life or death decision. It's so annoying to have to though, I'm all for stubble!!!
Flowchart to determine if you should shave your legs. Boys, this is a real thing.
This is a legit flowchart and my thought process before I shave my legs.
flowchart for leg shaving. This is really the thought process. Funny!
"Should you Shave your Legs?": A Flowchart haha I can't stop laughing!
leg shaving flowchart... too funny... yet interestingly true
flowchart - should you shave your legs? Laughing so hard.
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HIMYM – How I Met Your Mother- Did you know OMG WHAT!? I knew the second one, but the rest just blows my mind!!!! :)))
say whaaaaa??? *mind blown* HIMYM how i met your mother, Barney, NPH, Neil Patrick Harris, Scooter, husband, lily, robin.
Cool HIMYM Facts! Just when I didn't think how I met your mother could be any awesomer
HIMYM – How I Met Your Mother- Did you know... Whaaaaaaatttttt?! Mind blown!
Interesting! Love HIMYM with a passion, can always make me laugh
funny How I Met Your Mother couples real life. Mind blown.
Mindblown - How I Met Your Mother style
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER FUN FACTS! AHHHH
Really this is so true...
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I'll figure out what I'm going to do with my life after this nap or as soon as I feel better..,
I literally said this exact thing to J earlier today. Sometimes you gotta nap.
I'll figure out what I want to do with my life after this nap.
I cannot laugh anymore. I am getting a headache.
The nap that will change my life.
I like this as like a quote
Naps. A wonderful thing.
Mind=Blown i used to love this show!
Mind Blown, Mindblown, Hunger Games, Funny Stuff, Hungergames, Suzanne Collins, Games Trilogy, The Hunger Game
Oh..my...gosh....that awkward moment when suzanne collins made your childhood and now life. Little bear was MY show when I was little. Now im obsessed with the hunger games!!!!! This explains so much....... Mind. Blown.
That awkward moment when Suzanne Collins made your childhood and now life. Mind. Blown. #HungerGames #LittleBear #WTF
Mind blown!!!! "That's right. The writer of The Hunger Games trilogy began her career writing for children's cartoon shows including the toddler friendly show Little Bear. I found this out while watching an episode with my son and saw her name as the writer. "
Mind blown!!!! "That's right. The writer of The Hunger Games trilogy began her career writing for children's cartoon shows including the toddler friendly show Little Bear. I found this out.
That awkward moment when you realize Suzanne Collins wrote Little Bear and The Hunger Games! MIND BLOWN!
that awkward moment when suzanne collins made your childhood and now life. Funny stuff.
Suzanne Collins Wrote Little Bear! #mindblown
Here comes that kid with his lollipop questions.
Tootsie Pops, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Owls, Kid, Animal
Mister Owl, How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ah one, Ah two-ho, Ah three... Ah-three. (remember now?)
Here comes that kid again…❤ How many licks does it take to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop? Ask Mr. Owl! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnuHGeCMd4E ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6rHeD5x2tI ~
Bahahaha! "Mister Owl, How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"
Kid:Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? Owl:Let's see... 1..2...3...CRACK! Owl: 3
Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?
"Damn. Here comes that kid with his lollipop questions." #humor #funny #owl #tootsiepop
Here comes that kid again…I laughed a little to much at this one. ABV
Animal Humor - lol - tootsie pops
It's true though.
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This is soooo funny but It's so true though.
this is so true. ive said this before. why?!
Pinstrosity: Mix It Up Monday Madness Jokes
Ha! So true. literally just died laughing.
hahahahahaha truth. I cracked laughing
Those people at work do this stuff.
So true!!! Couldn't stop laughing
Funny Pictures – 37 Pics
hahahahaha so true.
MY MIND IS BLOWN.
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The first time I did this I git 5000, but then I did it again and I got 4100. The trick is to add the 40, 30,20, & 10 together first. They'll add up to 100, then just add the four 1000s. You'll get the right answer the very first run time
Wow! That's really cool. The first time I got 5000 and then when I checked it over a few times I got 4100. Try it then comment what you got!
MY MIND IS BLOWN. It makes sense once you get it though. okay I admit it I was off the first time but then I did it again to make sure, but this time got 4100 then with a calculator I got 4100 agian
I got 4100 the first time through. People! You have to add the 40 30 20 and 10 first. You get 100, not 1000 despite what your mind would otherwise want to think to make it easier.
I don't get this. I got 4100 the first time, how do you get 5000? Well,maybe that's the twist...it tells you you're wrong says that this is the correct answer and then it tricks you into thinking you answered wrong the first time?!? Whatevs...
wait. why is this even a thing? it's very clearly 4100. DUMB PEOPLE.
I dont get how people got 5000 I got 4100 the first time...
And this is the exact reason I hate math
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By Odins beard! HAHAHAHA @Amanda Snelson Snelson Snelson Snelson Snelson Snelson Holden I LOVE REESES!
It even says Odin's Beard on the picture! Tonight we feast! - lolz this is SO funny to bad i don't have any sour Thor Skittles lol jk never heard of Thor Skittles lol but I have heard of Loki skittles haha jk lolz - sour skittles would be this lol
Funny Picture Dump Of The Day - 52 Pics (i laughed way too hard at this "Is that? Oh my. . . .")
Thor response to seeing a Reese for the 1st time (lol I am SOOOO using that: By Odin's Beard!)
This is so my husband!! Love's Reese Cups and uses the Odin's beard saying all the time!!!
By Odin s beard #Funny Picture Dump Of The Day – 52 Pics #Heathen #VIKINGS
Reeses - giant chocolate peanut butter deliciousness good candy yum heaven
I need to start using "By Odin's beard" and other ridiculous things
REESE 'S HALF - POUND CUP
Giggle, Mind Blown, Mindblown, Trix, For Kids, Funny Stuff
Back in the day, Trix cereal used to be little fruit shapes. Now, they're just round and boring. What if they're still fruit shaped, but I just can't see them because I'm a silly adult rabbit and Trix are for kids?!?!
Long ago Trix used to be little fruit shapes. Now I just see them as round, boring bits. What if they're still fruit shaped, but I can't see them because I'm an adult and Trix are for kids?!?!
oh no! 16 but things aren't the same as they used to be. I promise trix will stay for kids now. :')
My favorite lol makes me laugh everytime....if u buy Trix in Mexico they are still fruit shaped
Things that make you go hmmmmmm!! I miss the fruit shaped Trix!! :/
Mind blown. Trix are for kids???!!!