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I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties

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thats why I don't do Zumba! Hahaha I definitely feel like the Jim Carrey one when doing Zumba

Agh! Horse face!  Hahaha... Jessica, you'd better laugh your ass off when you see this :))

I'm not sorry I called you a horse face bitch. Horse teeth not so much. I noticed you don't really smile anymore. I wonder why?Casey, why don't you tell me how you really feel?

Yes, I did. Haha. Love Friends!

how you doin'?I totally did read it in my mind in the exact voice of Joey! Oh how I LOVE Friends!

!!That cop was my DAD,hahahaha

I can't believe that cop put me in the backseat when I clearly called shotgun. I think this is funny I think it says something about my sense of humor.

You're fluent in lies, excuses, & bullshit…and that won't help you pass those two little classes you have to take so you can make $11 an hour.

I was not, am not and never will be a runner even though I can picture a young, thin me in a really cute running outfit, ipod plugged into my ears and long ponytail swinging from side to side. Alas, I am not a runner.

so true!

I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D lilmisstude I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D

80's music #muzikool , visit Muzikool.com and select 80s in the decade selector! Get Set Go!

Favorite Pins Friday Linky!

Day 5:  I am so incredibly thankful for the most supportive, smart, funny, witty, fun group of girlfriends anyone could ask for. @Megan Dunn @Megan Paddock @Sara Renkert @Chanel Yellowhair @Jamie Stevens @Jane Overbey @Kristy Thompson @Christi Hoopes @tara

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

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Only four more days until a bitch can get drunk.that's if you only drink on the weekends.

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