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Funny Confession Ecard: If you want to find Prince Charming do not act like Princess Psychoeasyslutbag.

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E-card: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life

If I really like you, I'll be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly. If I don't like you, I'll be very polite and pleasant. I think I may have somehow gotten this backwards. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Ecard: The stick figure decals on vehicle windows are not pedestrian 'kill scores’ but represent family members? I'll remove mine ASAP to avoid further confusion.

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'Pin now...read later' oh you mean.... 'pin now and forget later after you pin 487 other things' Yea.

I really dislike people who post "pin now, read later" things.

You ever look at your ex and wondered - 'Was I DRUNK that entire relationship?' Yup

Funny Confession Ecard: I always try to take the high road but sometimes I just want to take a detour and run your ass over.

I got 99 problems and my fucking ex caused every single one of them...... basically

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.


It's a proven fact that women say twice as many words a as men. That's because we have to repeat everything we say to them

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I'm soooooo anti-social.

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Its true Clear jars are a collectors best friend. So true! In Memory of My Best Friend Breast Cancer Heart Tee true

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Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

Sarcasm is only funny when everyone is on the same page... don't be a bully.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

Luke Bryan.....anytime....anywhere! ❤️

Grocery Store List Humor

I actually do this!didn't realize this was an OCD thing. I thought it was common sense. I thought everybody did!

Play along people

If only they would my life would be so much easier!

And if I can't do it...daddy helps me! ;-)

This one is for my lazy husband who thinks he helps around the house!

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.