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Funny Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress... Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.

I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine (stress quote, quotes about stress)

Funny Wedding Ecard: If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you!

Free and Funny Weddings Ecard: If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you!

this sure does describe my week!!! lol

Funny pictures about I deserve a medal. Oh, and cool pics about I deserve a medal. Also, I deserve a medal photos.

So sorry to hear that the Karma cake you baked yourself isn't tasting as good as you expected... Perhaps a nice glass of 'I Fucking told you so' will help wash it down!!

Funny Breakup Ecard: So sorry to hear that the Karma cake you baked yourself isn't tasting as good as you expected. Perhaps a nice glass of 'I Fucking told you so' will help wash it down!

Hi honey, I'm just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner. Ok. Byeeee.

Funny Confession Ecard: Hi honey, I'm just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner.

.idiotic, bat shit crazy is more like it .... there should be a vaccine or mandatory holding cells on mars for these people... the world would be a much better place for everyone! lol

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

I don't even know wtf you are trying to make sense of. How much clearer did u need it to be for u? YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO HAVE A CHANCE. IT WAS FREAKING BUSINESS. PERIOD. You getting all moppy and down about it only shows the pure patheticness you carry. He's fucking married. You weren't  trying to be his friend bitch who u trying to lie to, Me or yourself? 5 years later your dumb ass still has hope for some delusion you play in your head. It will NEVER be reality.

They seem to be making their daily personal challenge. It's really unbelievable how stupid people can be.

Moms do it ALL. i-heart-the-internet-you-know-cuz-it-s-funny-and-s

You Wish Your Bar Mitzvah Was This Fabulous

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