We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.

We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Pissed at my self for stooping to your level... But when the fuck r you going to learn I don't give a fuck about you and your "relationship" I am appalled my son has to even ever be around you...it must suck to be Soo full of hate and jealousy

Pissed at my self for stooping to your level... But when the fuck r you going to learn I don't give a fuck about you and your "relationship" I am appalled my son has to even ever be around you...it must suck to be Soo full of hate and jealousy

If you are so happy with your life, stop worrying about mine and go on living yours.

If you are so happy with your life, stop worrying about mine and go on living yours.

Some day if I have Alzheimer's I may believe I am Jesus and I will forgive you, but I am still a woman and I will never forget.

Some day if I have Alzheimer's I may believe I am Jesus and I will forgive you, but I am still a woman and I will never forget.

SomeEcards:  I just bought $200 worth of groceries... then I ordered in pizza because I didn't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries.

SomeEcards: I just bought $200 worth of groceries... then I ordered in pizza because I didn't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries.

I think i'm emotionally constipated, cause I haven't given a shit in days.

I think i'm emotionally constipated, cause I haven't given a shit in days.

I hate it when people say "everything happens for a reason"...no shite, it's called life. That's what life is, a series of happenings.

Darn right I'm a Bitter Infertile! - Page 42

I hate it when people say "everything happens for a reason"...no shite, it's called life. That's what life is, a series of happenings.

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