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Funny Friendship Ecard: My Diet Plan: Make all of my friends cupcakes; the fatter they get the thinner I look. Jenny starr is this why you bake so much!

Yes! Ew! Two things that suck BADLY! The early bird can have the stupid worm because mornings and worms suck.

Funny Confession Ecard: The early bird can have the stupid worm because mornings and worms suck.

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Funny Anniversary Ecard: You're the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. I will have to remember this one for our next anniversary

Or a white LOOKING girl! @Jessica Diaz

Funny Breakup Ecard: I am going to verbally assault you like you would never expect from a white girl.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

It just has to be perfect

I'm sorry my OCD made decorating the Christmas tree together unpleasant. Sounds like my house, EVERY year.

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Wine and Yoga Pants

It would sell wine and who gives a damn, bring on the hard liquor. We should open a store called 'Forever We can sell Wine and Yoga pants.

Pretty much my life story

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

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Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'No, I want to workout.' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.'

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

Haha i workout because i love sweets and i like to workout too i guess.  Decisions, decisions. Have no-sugar added desserts!

No Sugar Added - Skinny Desserts

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