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Amen

Free and Funny Congratulations Ecard: .And here's to all the mothers who have survived Walmart on a Saturday, and still have custody of their children.

I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.

Free and Funny News Ecard: I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.

This is definitely accurate

Funny Baby Ecard: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

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Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself. (HA! I've been saying this for years!)

Mom had skin cancer. Grandpa died of skin cancer. That means I am at high risk for melanoma. In my opinion, pale is better than cancer.

Free, Friendship Ecard: Women on the same menstral cycle as their friends should basically be referred to as gang members. That's how dangerous they are.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Women on the same menstral cycle as their friends should basically be referred to as gang members. That's how dangerous they are.

Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I no longer feel this way. I don't feel like I am on a diet and if I am, well then, Dieting is when you eat food that makes you glad!

This one had me laughing pretty hard!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I won't get jealous.I won't get jealous.I won't get jealous .who's this fucking whore?

Can I get an amen! And you love him all the same;)

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

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