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almost peed myself...bahahaha!!! funny-stuff

My+kids+call+it+'yelling'+when+I+raise+my+voice.+I+call+it+motivational+speaking+for+the+selective+listener.

Funny Confession Ecard: I switched to Herbal Essence shampoo and sadly discovered I don't have a G-Spot on top of my head like those women in the commercials.

Funny Confession Ecard: Of course I want to have my cake and eat it too. What else would I do with a fucking cake?

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