Not this angry at anyone at this moment. But I'll keep this for future reference. If you have ever stepped on one this will be funny to you or something you might like to wish on someone

Nothing says I don't trust you  at all quite like a...    Joint Facebook  Account

Nothing says I don't trust you at all quite like a... Joint Facebook Account

I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can of biscuits.

I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can of biscuits.

soo true once you take off your bra you know your settled where you are

soo true once you take off your bra you know your settled where you are

I textd this to my husband one day...he didn't find it very amusing...

I textd this to my husband one day...he didn't find it very amusing...

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

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