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I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.Love It!

Saw the epitome of this at the casino last night on the dance floor! No one wanted to see that!!!!

So inappropriate, but certainly funny as hell! but so applies to someone we all know!

currently having that moment...so i'd suggest...staying away from me today. (and prob the rest of the week...and weekend)

Listen up, asshole. I had two helpings of flaming bitch with my breakfast today. Satan, himself, won't even fuck with me.

Bragging leads to vanity and vanity is all too shallow, working out for yourself but still receiving compliments on how you look is win-win!

for real. it can happen and people do it every day. no one cares how much you work out.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Of course women don't work as hard as men ... They get it right the first time-Exactly!!

"Of course women don't work as hard as men. They get it right the first time." -Funny Ecards so true lol

If, only you could experience it yourself. Pity you can't then you'd have something to bitch about with the rest of us.

Stop whining about your appearance. Your personality is even worse. i see a trend of sarcasm in my humor.

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