Re-electing Obama is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time.

Re-electing Obama is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time.

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

Sometimes I think these are written for people I unfortunately know. Bahaha

Sometimes I think these are written for people I unfortunately know. Bahaha

why, yes, I CAN multi-task .. I can text, eat, browse Pinterest, and watch tv, .. all at the same time.

why, yes, I CAN multi-task .. I can text, eat, browse Pinterest, and watch tv, .. all at the same time.

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